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      <title>Funky Rut Strut</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:25:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The good news is that, although the light at the end of the tunnel was an on comming train I was able to get up after it smacked me silly and hey presto slightly banged up but at the end of the long dark tunnel never-the-less... well nearly.
I have three more exams, but I also have a new attitude.... as follows. 
Lurchie poo is taking his law degree because.... Daddy said he must? no... The fate of the world depends on it? no.... Chicks will put out cos he so smart? not really... they do that cos he got a nice schlong... Cos if he doesn't do it then something bad is gonna happen? also... (more)</description>
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      <title>here pluto... good planet</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:31:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>WOW how much has changed in just a week.
Engrossed in my studies I have not turned the television on for a week, and whilst eating my gourmet bachelors dinner this evening I thought &quot;what the hay&quot; and turned the box on to catch some news....
Blah blah... corruption... blah blah bombing..... blah blah murder... and then. Pluto the 9th rock from the sun has just become and ex planet.. shit you not the lady on the TV said that it has been disqualified from planethood due to the rules.
How can it be that the entire universe must operate according to a set of determinable rules and law.... but... (more)</description>
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      <title>Geek on heat</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:37:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I know that being a geek is supposed to be all sexy and stuff now, but... well ... can you spell bullshit (you can't --- look back thata way). I am a geek fully and without complaint, and last week I got my new putter... 64 bit dual core AMD monster with RAM for Africa (which is good cos that is where I live -- yes really) and ubber graphics card and all sorts of sweet shit that make it sooooo much cooler for me to read my e-mail. It also explains why I haven't really been talking to any of you wonderful blogger type people... I was gettin my freak on with a machine..... any way I am up now... (more)</description>
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      <title>Feeling good!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:05:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>My Mother, if I had one (I made one up see), would have said to me, as I grew up searching for my true north, that God is in the Grand Design and the Devil is in the details and then lovingly add that I spend too much time looking for God. The devil was on the highway last night.
As I hit the on ramp I stifled a groan at the sight of a 2k back up... the pulsing river of red lights saying you're going to be stuck here for a while... I stifled the groan out of instinct because I knew the only reason for a traffic jam of this size at seven thirty in the misty evening would be an accident. The... (more)</description>
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      <title>To blog or not to blog</title>
      <link>http://agroacorn.blogdrive.com/archive/122.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:49:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Ever have one of those jobies where you wanna blog about it by way of purging... but then again eish the truth hurts and it might just cast you in a bad light?
Yup....
Still, I bumped into an old lover (she's not old.... maybe ex would be better, although....not...still) there was no relationship it was a sex type thang only, and only for one month, then she disappeared *poof*, didn't return calls or e-mail, to be sure I didn't try very hard. I didn't stress, or investigate... nadda because I was going through a re-affirming my lusciousness phase, immediately post my gay ex-wife coming out... (more)</description>
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      <title>Remember this day</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:23:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>In like 20 years when somebody asks you what you were doing on the day that the greatest band ever had its first rehersal.... you gotta know.... having said that I am in such a rush today making plans and shit that I don't have lotsa words..... hmmmm maybe
 
I am the Bull?
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      <title>PUDWHIPPER</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:28:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Maybe you've noticed that Lurch has been a tad distracted of late... you didn't oh well screw you cos I have... I have been busy re-forming my band -- Rock on -- with some personnel changes -- which is a good thing because as everybody knows re-formation and personnel changes mean -- renaming, its tradition or an old charter or something. We were all sitting around drinking beer tryna decide where to play.. how much to charge... who gets to catch the really large panties etc and so forth as one does. And somewhere between the discussion around which re-hab center has the hottest nurses and... (more)</description>
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      <title>Why you shouldn't talk to your dog</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:27:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I was studying this weekend.... no really, studying with books and all. And on one of my masturbation breaks... well shortly there after to be sure, I had a wee chat with my dog, as one does, and he asked me as he chewed on a shoe in a meditative kind of way:
 &quot;why don't they make cat flavour dog food?&quot; </description>
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      <title>so what are you doing this weekend?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:50:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 
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      <title>Hey man Broken asked for it</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:08:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Mr Broken was so stoked that I got a camera that he was actually moved enough to request that I gleem some of the street common or garden porn for him..... Homey dont play that boy.... the nudes go onto my HNT blog over -----&amp;gt; here mmmmm kay?
but just to keep you jonesing son:
 

Betcha can't guess who this is.....</description>
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